英语的经典小笑话
一则搞笑的小笑话就能让我们原本苦恼的心情立刻变得像春天的鲜花一样灿烂，本文是小编为大家收集整理的英语的经典小笑话，欢迎参考借鉴。
英语的经典小笑话 1
1.whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
答：smiles. because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。
2.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
答："what does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
3.where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的`时候你在哪?
答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中
4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
答：are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
5.what tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
答：weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
6.why are people tired on April fools day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)
7.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
答：when its raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
8.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?
答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
9.when can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
答：when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
10.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
答：hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
英语的经典小笑话 2
1.A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table
一位历史老师和他的妻子在吃饭
the wife asked “Anything new at work”, and he replied", no, I am teaching History".
妻子问到：“工作上有什么新鲜事吗?”丈夫回答说：“没有，我是教历史的。”
2.A man was at the doctors office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .
一位男子来到医生的办公室。“医生，每次我喝咖啡，我的右眼都有刺痛感。您说我该怎么办？”他问道。
"Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.
“把勺子从咖啡杯里拿出来。”医生回答说。
3.To prevent our dog, Lacy, from pestering visitors to our house, my mother often massaged her as she lounged beneath the kitchen table, her favorite resting spot. One day a contractor came over to talk about a home-improvement project.
为避免我们的狗，莱希，纠缠来访的客人，我母亲常在爱犬喜欢呆的'地方，即餐桌下面，摩昵它。一天，一个建筑商来谈居室装潢工程。
As he and my mother sat across the table discussing the renovations, my mother slipped off her shoes and mindlessly soothed Lacy with her feet.
在这人和我母亲坐在餐桌边谈居室的修茸时，我母亲滑脱了她的鞋子，开始不经意地用脚摩蹭起莱希来。
My mother had been talking for about a half-hour when to her great embarrassment she heard Lacy bark outside the front door.
谈话进行了半个小时的时候，我母亲突然感到很不好意思起来，因为这时她听到了莱希在前门外的犬吠声。
4.A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金发女郎正走在公园里。
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird
. 突然，黑人女人发现了一只死去的小鸟。
"Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.
“哦!看这只死去的小鸟。”她悲伤地说。
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
金发女郎停下了脚步，她抬头望着天空，问道：“哪，在那?”
5.The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?”
"Ill venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
“我来试试看，”一位老太太说。“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”
6. A husband and wife,both 91,stood before a judge,asking for a divorce."I dont understand,"He said,"Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"the husband explained "Well , you see,We wanted to wait until the children died."
有一个丈夫和妻子都是91岁，他们站在法官面前，要求离婚。“我不明白，”法官说，“你们为什么到了这把年纪还要离婚?”丈夫解释道：“嗯，你是知道的，我们以前是哟等到孩子们都死了。”
7."Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmothers funeral, she stopped in to see you.
“你相信人能死后重生吗?”老板问他的一个员工。 “我相信，先生”。这位刚上班不久的员工回答。 “哦，那还好”。老板接着说。 “你昨天提早下班去参加你祖母的葬礼后，她老人家到这儿看你来了。”
8.Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you dont give me a nickel Ill tell my father.弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。
Sisters boyfriend: No, dont do that. Heres a nickel.姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter Ive made this month.弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。
9.s a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner. "Yep, thats him," came the reply. The stranger couldnt help but be amused. "That certainly doesnt look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!"
一名陌生人走进一家乡间小商店，看到玻璃门上帖着的一个告示牌上写着，“危险! 小心有狗!” 进去后，他看到一条样子一点都不凶的老狗趴在收款机旁边的地板上睡觉。 “这就是大伙都得留神的那只狗啊?” 陌生人问店主。“是，就是他”，店主回答。 听到这个回答， 陌生人觉得很好笑。“我觉得那条狗一点都不可怕。 你帖那个告示做什么?” “因为，” 店主解释说，“在我帖告示之前， 大伙老被他绊倒。”
10.Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?
年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。
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