有趣的英语小笑话

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有趣的英语小笑话

  After the first day of the school, a first-grade student was asked by his father,"What does your new teacher look like”

  有一个一年级的学生一天放学回家,爸爸问他:“你的新老师长的什么样?”

  "Just like my kindergarten teacher,”the child answered,"Only with a different head.”

  “跟我的幼儿园老师一样,”孩子回答:“只是头不一样。”

  二

  1.A Half-price Ticket

  半价票

  "How much is the movie ticket?"

  “电影票多少钱一张?”

  "Ten dollars, kid."

  “10美元,孩子。”

  "I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."

  “我只有5美元。请让我进去吧,我只用一中眼睛看。”

  三

  02:考试不及格。

  2.Failure in a Test

  考试不及格

  Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

  妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分?

  Kid: Because of absence.

  孩子:因为缺考。

  Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

  妈妈:你的意思是考试那天你没去?

  Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

  孩子:不是,是坐在我旁边的孩子没来。

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