英语幽默的笑话

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  英语幽默笑话:出什么问题了

  What was wrong ?

  出什么问题了?

  When I moved to California, I was a nervous wreck about earthquakes. MY friend Lisa, who was born and raised there, was completely blase. I remember once when we pulled up to a light, her Honda began to shake.She looked worried untill stammered,"I think that we-re having anearth quake.”"Thank goodrx}ss,"Linda said.I thought something was wrong with my car."

  当我刚搬到加州住的时候,我对地震极为紧张。而我那位在加州土生土长的朋友丽莎却对此完全无动于衷.我记得有一次我们在等红灯的时候,她的本田车开始抖动起来。她看起来很担心,直到我结结巴巴地说:“我想我们是碰到地震了。“她立刻松了一口气说道,“谢天谢地,我还以为是我的车出问题了。”

  英语幽默笑话:肉食部

  The meat department

  肉食部

  My office is in a building remodeled from a former supermarket.

  我的办公室设在由超市改装过的一座大厦里。

  One day I overheard the receptionist gI、 ting directions over the phone. "Remember the old grocery store?n she asked thecaller. "You‘¨find us in the meat dopartment.“

  有一天,我听见前台秘书在电话里描述我们的位置。她说:“记得老杂货店吗?你能在肉食部找到我们。”

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