搞笑英语格言（精选105句）
格言，是指可以作为人们行为规范的言简意赅的语句，是人们机智的精华，众人汇成的睿智，是指导人生走向成功之路的法宝，时刻激励人生取得进步。下面是小编收集整理的搞笑英语格言，希望大家喜欢
搞笑英语格言 篇1
1、The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, themoreyou forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why botherto learn?
学的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘记的越多；忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
2、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。
4、love alone could waken love!
只有爱才能唤醒爱!
5、If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
如果我可以重排字母表，我会把你和我放在一起。
7、Man: Have we met somewhere before?
我们之前在哪个地方见过吧？
8、Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
9、″Hard work never killed anybody."?But why take the risk?
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
10、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behindeveryunsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
搞笑英语格言 篇2
1、humor, can saying is give people a subtle sense of dispensing the spice of life. For some light humor, can make the atmosphere of the time to change, make the stalled suddenly solve unsolved. - Masayoshi Ohira
幽默：可以说是能给人以微妙感的调剂生活的佐料。由于某种轻巧的幽默，就可以使当时的气氛为之改观，使陷于僵局的悬案豁然解决。——日·大平正芳
2、the sense of humour is a sense. Li, Ji Bolun
幽默感就是分寸感。——黎·纪泊伦
3、the humor and wit is the flash of wisdom. -- Indira Shakespeare
幽默和风趣是智慧的闪现。——英·莎士比亚
4、the humor comes from wisdom, verbal abuse from incompetence. - pine forest
幽默来自智慧，恶语来自无能。——松林
5、humor is that workers have confidence in their own career and show the advantage of the signs of their own. -- Engels
幽默是表明工人对自己事业具有信心并且表明自己占着优势的标志。——恩格斯
6、humor is not willing to institutional absurdity. - Usher
幽默是不肯正经其事的荒谬感。——厄谢尔
7、humor is so gorgeous costumes, is how loyal guard! It is always better than the poet and writer's wisdom; it is itself a talent, it can eliminate ignorance. -- Scott
幽默是多么艳丽的服饰，又是何等忠诚的卫士!它永远胜过诗人和作家的智慧;它本身就是才华，它能杜绝愚昧。——司各特
8、 humor is the wisdom, moral education and the excellent performance of. -- de Engels
幽默是具有智慧、教育和道德上优越的表现。——德·恩格斯
9、humor is the nature of man, it might change one of the atmosphere, but can not change the life of pain. -- Guo Chen
幽默是人的本性，它或许可以改变一时的气氛，却改变不了一生的痛苦。——郭辰
10、humor is the life waves buoy. -- spreading
幽默是生活波涛中的救生圈。——拉布
11、humor is all the light of wisdom, shining in the middle of the ancient and modern philosophers spirituality. Where the quality of humor, are smart perspicacious. They will solve all the difficult problems with the humorous wrist, and every kind of things arranged to take it leisurely and unoppressively, be just perfect. -- Qian Renkang
幽默是一切智慧的光芒，照耀在古今哲人的灵性中间。凡有幽默的素养者，都是聪敏颖悟的。他们会用幽默手腕解决一切困难问题，而把每一种事态安排得从容不迫，恰到好处。——钱仁康
12、humor is a beautiful, healthy quality. May you make up your own humor. Lenin -- the former Soviet Union
幽默是一种优美的、健康的品质。愿你让自己幽默起来。——前苏联·列宁
13、humor and serious mutual inspection stone, because is not willing to accept the good jokes, which have doubts, but could not resist to joke must also be wisdom. -- Gaulke Asia
幽默与严肃互为验石，因为不愿接受善意的玩笑，其中必有疑处，而经不住审度的玩笑也一定是智慧。——高尔克亚
14、there are many real word of in joke. -- Swift
有许多真实的话都是在笑话中讲出来的。——斯威夫特
15、The joke to deal with the enemy, is a natural good tactics, but the contact point, must be the opponent's fatal injury, otherwise, the end is nothing but a joke just kidding. -- Lu Xun
用玩笑来应付敌人，自然也是一种好战法，但触着之处，须是对手的致命伤，否则，玩笑终不过是一种单单的玩笑而已。——鲁迅
16、a truly humorous people don't have understanding, readily only laugh, smile for cold, dreary life breath. -- Qian Zhongshu
一个真有幽默的人别有会心，欣然独笑，冷然微笑，替沉闷的人生透一口气。——钱钟书
17、a successful person is a sense of humor to deal with setbacks. -- James Pam
一个成功的人是以幽默感对付挫折的。——詹姆斯·潘
18、I believe that a sense of humor is part of the charm. Has a sense of humor, people can in a very harmonious atmosphere exchanges of ideas and opinions with each other. The lack of a sense of humor, life becomes monotonous and boring. -- I Sophia Naran
我相信幽默感也是魅力的一个组成部分。有了幽默感，人们可以在一种非常融洽的气氛中彼此交流思想和看法。缺乏幽默感，生活就变得非常单调和枯燥。——意·索菲亚·名兰
19、I doubt whether the world has experienced the importance of humor humor, or to change our entire culture life possibility of humor in politics, in science, in life position. Its function with the said material, still be inferior to saying is chemistry. The fundamental organization it changed our thinking and experience. We must default to its importance in national life. -- Lin Yutang
我很怀疑世人是否曾体验过幽默的重要性，或幽默对于改变我们整个文化生活的可能性——幽默在政治上，在学术上，在生活上的地位。它的机能与其说是物质上的，还不如说是化学上的。它改变了我们的思想和经验的根本组织。我们须默认它在民族生活上的重要。——林语堂
20、make you laugh, funny. You want to a want to laugh, humor. -- George Bunus
使你发笑的人，滑稽。使你想了一想笑的人，幽默。
21、people can not the same, some people will humor, some people will not, not humor person had better not reluctantly. -- Lao She
人的才能不一样，有的人会幽默，有的人不会，不会幽默的人最好不必勉强。——老舍
22、not everyone can have a humorous attitude. It is a praiseworthy for one's excellent conduct talent, many people do not even have the ability to enjoy the people to present their happiness. -- O Floyd
并不是每个人都能具有幽默态度。它是一种难能可贵的天赋，许多人甚至没有能力享受人们向他们呈现的快乐。——奥·弗洛伊德
23、you can't keep a straight face in dealing with people. Sense of humor is the most important, it will make your job easier, to bring the popular sun will also give you the staff of life. -- Indira Parkinson Rustmogi
你不能老是板着面孔与人相处。幽默感到是最重要的，它会使你的工作变得更为容易，同时也会给你的职工的生活带来深受欢迎的阳光。——英·帕金森·鲁斯特莫吉
24、good humor is not just to make you laugh, but also let you cry! The cry more tears will decline in value, so the tears do happy and laughing and being still can see the soul of the solemn and sincere. Maybe humour pain does not suffering the pain of weak. -- Wang Meng
好的幽默并不只是让你笑，还让你哭呢!哭多了眼泪就会跌价，于是乎泪尽则喜，嬉笑之中仍然可以看到作者那庄严赤诚的.灵魂。也许幽默的痛苦并不比痛苦的痛苦弱。——王蒙
25、to the definition of humor and humor analysis, is the lack of sense of humor pastime. -- Benchley
给幽默下定义和对幽默作分析，是欠缺幽默感的人的消遣。——本奇利
26、for the abstract thinking to take away from the attitude, which is very deeply rooted, and sensitive nose, a smell of humour and satire will wrinkle. Know now that with this nose people read the morning paper, and set up a bonus for satire, so they will say: I want to get this prize, than I do it more smoothly, because I can immediately to speak their mind, but don't play any tricks. -- Hagel
对于抽象思维采取敬而远之的态度，这是非常根深蒂固的，以至灵敏的鼻子，一嗅到幽默和讽刺准会皱起来。既然长着这种鼻子的人都读晨报，而且知道，为讽刺文学设立了奖金，所以他们会说：我想得到这种奖金，要比我做这桩事情来得顺当，因为我立刻可以说出自己的想法，而且不用耍什么诡计。——黑格尔
27、understand the humor of humor people in general will be very happy. - quiet
懂幽默会幽默的人一般都会很快乐。——宁静
28、you let me roll, I roll. You let me come back, sorry, roll away the.
你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了。
29、if not to their limits, there is no restriction on the life of the fence you play.
若不给自己设限，则人生中就没有限制你发挥的藩篱。
30、A truly humorous people don't have understanding, readily only laugh, smile for cold, dreary life breath. -- Qian Zhongshu
一个真有幽默的人别有会心，欣然独笑，冷然微笑，替沉闷的人生透一口气。——钱钟书
31、The last bus 4, happiness is not missed, but do not get crowded.
幸福的末班车不是没赶上，而是挤不上去。
32、the most effective capital is our credibility, it is 24 hours non-stop work for us.
最有效的资本是我们的信誉，它24小时不停为我们工作。
33、the rogue is not terrible, the afraid rascal have culture......
流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化……
34、even climb the highest mountain, one can only stand on solid ground to a step.
即使爬到最高的山上，一次也只能脚踏实地地迈一步。
35、rather than for, rather than retreat webs.
与其临渊羡鱼，不如退而结网。
36、a lot of money, but can not find the seed money, can cause.
赚钱之道很多，但是找不到赚钱的种子，便成不了事业家。
37、today the mood is not good. I only have four words to say. Including this and previous two. I finished saying.
今天心情不好。我只有四句话想说。包括这句和前面的两句。我的话说完了。
38、but two people meet, the next is not the story is accident.
但两个人相遇，接下来的不是故事就是事故。
39、you are not financial, financial ignore you.
你不理财，财不理你。
40、to go its own way, let others take the taxi to go.
走自己的路，让别人打车去吧。
41、money is not a problem, the problem is no money! People can not hang in a tree, to near a few tree die again and try.
钱不是问题，问题是没钱!人不能在一棵树上吊死，要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试。
42、there is no innate confidence, and only continue to nurture confidence.
没有天生的信心，只有不断培养的信心。
43、action is good medicine to cure fear, and hesitation, delay will continue to nourish the fear.
行动是治愈恐惧的良药，而犹豫、拖延将不断滋养恐惧。
44、not change quickly, but you too much food.
不是变化快，而是你太菜。
45、is like pregnancy, a long time can let a person see.
怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。
46、there must be a useful material to be useful, I ascended to heaven!
天生我材必有用、材必有用我升天!
47、positive thinking leads to positive life, negative thinking negative life.
积极思考造成积极人生，消极思考造成消极人生。
48、do not and I than lazy, I'm too lazy and than you.
不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。
49、there are many real word of in joke. -- Swift
有许多真实的话都是在笑话中讲出来的。——斯威夫特
50、a successful person is a sense of humor to deal with setbacks. -- James Pam
一个成功的人是以幽默感对付挫折的。——詹姆斯·潘
51、make you laugh, funny. You want to a want to laugh, humor.
使你发笑的人，滑稽。使你想了一想笑的人，幽默。
52、humor is not willing to institutional absurdity. -- Usher
幽默是不肯正经其事的.荒谬感。——厄谢尔
53、the sense of humour is a sense. -- Gibran
幽默感就是分寸感。——纪伯伦
54、humor is the life waves buoy. -- pull cloth
幽默是生活波涛中的救生圈。——拉 布
55、Internal cause 7 humor is not joy, but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven. -- Mark Twin
幽默的内在根源不是欢乐，而是悲哀;天堂里是没有幽默的。——马克·吐温
56、to the definition of humor humor and analysis, is the lack of sense of humor pastime. -- Benchley
给幽默下定义和对幽默作分析，是欠缺幽默感的人的消遣。——本奇利
57、Money for me is not a problem, the problem is I have no money.
钱对于我来说根本不是问题，问题是我根本没有钱。
58、Listen to your words, my province ten books!
听君一席话，省我十本书!
59、The so-called beauty, are in fact cosmetics slave.
所谓的美女，其实都是化妆品的奴隶。
60、From heaven to hell, I pass by earth.
从天堂到地狱，我路过人间。
61、Fancies of men of letters not, cooking laundry too tired.
琴棋书画不会，洗衣做饭嫌累。
62、Perfect your people, but not necessarily someone like.
你的人很完美，但是不一定会有人喜欢。
63、Every thing is a good thing. If is not good, it is not the end. Will such believe.
每件事最后都会是好事。如果不是好事，说明还没到最后。要这样相信着。
64、Money is not omnipotent, sometimes still need to use a credit card.
钞票不是万能的，有时候还是需要用信用卡。
65、If I can beat you, I would shoot you.
要不是打不过你，我早和你翻脸了。
66、In ancient times, we don't call, no message, no chat network, not micro-blog, not across the sea, not stuck in the road. If I miss you, had turned over two mountains, to walk five miles, to hold your hand.
在古代，我们不电话，不短信，不网聊，不微博，不漂洋过海，不被堵在路上。如果我想你，就翻过两座山，走五里路，去牵你的手。
67、In this life, there is always a person, always with you, but you really want to talk to him.
这一生，总有一个人，老是跟你过不去，你却很想跟他过下去。
68、When wrestling, whatever painful, to cry again.
小时候摔跤了，不管痛不痛，先哭了再说。
69、I just want someone who will understand me, even if I what all don't say.
我只是想有一个人明白我，即使我什么都没说。
70、In fact. Like I love you. Any expression I will give.
其实。你爱我像谁。任何的表情我都会给。
71、Young girls dream to find a white horse, open my eyes found all over the world are grey donkey, grieving, can only choose a donkey be robust and strong from the group, so that the donkey was named: economy applicable male.
小姑娘们梦中都想找一匹白马，睁开眼发现满世界都是灰不溜秋的驴，悲痛欲绝后，只能从驴群中挑个身强力壮的，这样的驴就被命名为：经济适用男。
72、I'm going to cry, I'll make, a night without sleep, holding a bottle of sleeping pills, a rope to hang himself. And ugly also want to fall in love, the world is full of love.
我就要哭，我就要闹，一宿一宿不睡觉，手里拿瓶安眠药，拿根小绳要上吊。再丑也要谈恋爱，谈到世界充满爱。
73、Our goal: money, to make thick.
我们的目标：向钱看，向厚赚。
74、To my Audi, your Dior, our children's Oreo. Efforts! The struggle!
为了我的奥迪，你的迪奥，咱孩子的奥利奥。努力!奋斗!
75、If you are good to me, I could not help but want to bully you.
如果你对我好，我就会忍不住想欺负你。
76、I am you turned forget a passer-by, with what accompany you waste time to the end?
我是你转身就忘的路人甲，凭什么陪你蹉跎年华到天涯?
77、Intermittent depression during the attack, born not faze, acquaintances do not find.
间歇性郁闷症发作期间，生人勿扰，熟人勿找。
78、That money is evil, are fishing; say beauty is the troubles, all want; say aloof, in climbing; said tobacco and hurt the body, do not quit; that the most beautiful paradise, don't go!
说金钱是罪恶，都在捞;说美女是祸水，都想要;说高处不胜寒，都在爬;说烟酒伤身体，都不戒;说天堂最美好，都不去!
79、Crowded bus is a comprehensive sport contains Sanda, yoga, judo, the balance beam and many other sports and fitness project in one of the.
挤公交是包含散打、瑜珈、柔道、平衡木等多种体育和健身项目于一体的综合性运动。
80、Hogan opened his aging mother know you are an evildoer.
老娘法眼一开就知道你是个妖孽了。
81、Hands pockets, who don't love.
手插口袋，谁都不爱 。
82、Holding a kitchen knife cut wire, a road with lightning sparks.
手拿菜刀砍电线，一路火花带闪电。
83、Single is not difficult, difficult is to cope with those who make every attempt to make you the end of single people.
单身并不难，难的是应付那些千方百计想让你结束单身的人。
84、What is happiness? Happiness is what you eat fish, I eat meat, watching others chew bones.
幸福是什么?幸福就是你吃鱼，我吃肉，看着别人啃骨头。
85、People do not make me, I do not prisoners; if the person make me, comity three points; people make me, I have a needle; people also make me,.
人不犯我，我不犯人;人若犯我，礼让三分;人再犯我，我还一针;人还犯我，斩草除根。
86、I allow you into my world, but you're not allowed to walk around my world.
我允许你走进我的世界，但不许你在我的世界里走来走去。
87、Ming Sao easy to hide, dark base to prevent.
明骚易躲，暗贱难防。
88、Read the book more than 10 years, would like to kindergarten or better mix!
念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混!
89、They said I was BT, let me to do CT, I ET results.
他们说我是BT，让我去做CT，结果我是ET。
90、My advantage is: I'm handsome; but my weakness is: I'm handsome not obvious.
我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。 (99句教你学会幽默英语名言警句)
91、A husband how, with goalkeeper also scored!
有老公怎么的，有守门员还进球呢!
92、I was also a spoony seed, the results under the rain...... Drowned.
我当年也是个痴情的种子，结果下了场雨……淹死了。
93、In the shit on your head is not necessarily the enemy, you may also be the neighbor upstairs.
在你头上拉屎的未必是敌人，也可能是你楼上的邻居。
94、Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but love can be laid to rest is better than storm the streets.
很多人说婚姻是爱情的坟墓，但是能够入土为安的爱情总比暴尸街头要好。
95、Free to study Feng Shui, after the death of a tomb is made up of living can't afford to buy a house.
有空学风水去，死后占个好墓也算弥补了生前买不起好房的遗憾。
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